Small Mug
$38.00Price
Holds a smaller amount of caffeine for those weirdo 'morning people'. Not entirely sure they aren't extraterrestrials masquerading as people, whose is 'morning person' anyways.
Under no circumstances should this mug be put up on a shelf just to admire. Don't leave her there to die like that. She is in front of all the mugs you use daily. In fact, you should probably get 2, your spouse or kid is going to steal this one.
Handwashing is great, dishwashing is ok, microwave is fine, but it probably would break if you used it as a weapon against an intruder. Its sturdy but everything has its limits.